Malevolent
Episode 01 aka Mr. Levolent
Megan drags Emily kicking and screaming on a new spooky adventure! There are goofs! Guys! Gunshots!! This is gonna be so much fun.
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Episode 02 aka Harlan Guthrie Kill This Man
Does the Entity enjoy “Carcaine”? Do Girls get sent to the Dark World? How did Brennan Lee Mulligan’s baby end up in this podcast? These questions and more will be asked this episode! But…answered? Probably not.
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Episode 03 aka When You Die You’re Dead To Me
Emily has no intention to survive a haunted house. Megan on the other hand has extensive plans for her death and beyond, mostly to keep bothering Emily and haunting her PS4.
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Episode 04 aka How to Reabsorb Blood
Megan already spoiled the best twist WEEKS ago so what is the POINT of listening?! Well, you could learn the true Utah way to spell Kellin?
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Episode 05 aka I’ve Shaved My Legs in the Dark
The first of Megan’s biggest Malevolent lies are revealed—the entity REALLY IS called John and this hasn’t been a secret advertisement for The Magnus Archives!
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Episode 06 aka MalevolASMR
An episode with a bit more of a MODERATED tone! NOT Demure. NOT Cutesy! (we recorded late and could not afford to bother the neighbors XD
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Episode 07 aka No Cows On This Island
A new contender for scariest episode, definitely pushed to the forefront by Megan accidentally forgetting to warn Emily of ONE jumpscare! Come explore a spooky island, and experience the dreadful results of a tied Patreon vote!
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Episode 08 aka Redefining the Jumpscare
In this episode we travel underneath the spooky island, check out the Widow's fanart, and Emily and Megan once again heatedly discuss what "scary" actually means.
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Episode 09 aka A Touch of the Deadsies
It's the grossest episode of Malevolent so far! Maggots! Yuck! Ripped up bodies! Yuck! Talking about feelings! YUCK!
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Episode 10 aka Heady Deady
Emily nearly dies after our lads make a startling discovery in the lake! And we discover Megan's deep seated fear of tall men with long hair. It's bad vibes all around!
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Episode 11 aka Screaming Out Her Butt
I NEVER WANTED TO KNOW THIS MUCH ABOUT SPIDER ANATOMY. But now I do. And you do too. So sorry about that.
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Episode 12 aka It’s a Dresden Podcast Now
In this season finale, in their excitement to FINALLY get some answers, John and Arthur destroy every mode of transportation they come across!
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Episode 13 aka The Mayor in Yellow
CRUNCH WARNING! (or at least...there should have been) Megan messed up and Emily had to listen to a man bite off his own pinkie with her own two ears.
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Episode 14 aka Undertale Themed Gall Bladder
In which Megan spoils a show she HASN'T SEEN for Emily, a woman just trying to watch television.
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Episode 15 aka Metal Pipe vs Electric Snake
Now listen. You're gonna learn a few things about Megan's bad childhood decisions (and one from college). And it's probably going to negatively color your opinions of her. Please keep listening to our podcast.
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Episode 16 aka The Steep Cost of a Peabody Award
The two times Arthur Lester almost fell off a cliff, and the one time he actually did.
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Episode 17 aka Not A Nice Things Podcast
The truth about what happened to Faroe comes out and Megan only cracks ONE joke about it.
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Episode 18 aka Menstrual Hospital
The boys are fiiiiiiiiightiiiiing! In Emily's new favorite episode we hear all about the biggest Jarthur divorce SO FAR!
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Episode 19 aka I Don’t Want To Eat Face
Uh oh listeners--looks like there is a TIE this episode for most lovable Dreamlands pet! That's bad news in Malevolent land...
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Episode 20 aka Widdle Major Fwacture
Oh ho hooooo we discuss the finale of season 2 LIVE for our patreon audience!! And with this, the Malevolent feed will go ON BREAK until January 2025! Where we'll be back with the edited live reaction of 20 AND an episode on CODA!!
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CODA aka Post Traumatic Stress Dreamlands
A little mini episode between seasons 2 and 3 — hardly anything happens, not plot relevant at all, heeheeheeheeheeheehee.
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Episode 22 aka Cowboy Brothel
Arthur Lester continues driving his fresh entity down a rotten road! And Megan and Emily get the giggles over a potential small independent business.
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Episode 21 aka Poison Ginger Ale
It’s Season THREE time, baby! Arthur struggles to adjust to the newest voice in his head.
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Episode 23 aka Geographically Distant Host
JO GUTHRIE joins us this week as a VERY special guest as we discuss just how long it would REALLY take to eat a whole guy.
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Episode 24 aka Trauma Blasting
Ok, so Megan has feelings, a LOT of feelings, about the Arthur and Yellow breakup, and the resulting Jarthur divorce. Like…a LOT of feelings.
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Episode 25 aka Do You…Like Tentacles?
Unbelievable! Megan reveals who she believes is the sexiest Vulcan in all of Star Trek! Her answer may surprise you!
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Episode 26 aka Stolen Pie Valor
Arthur wants to die. John wants to live. Megan just wants them to go dancing together.
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Episode 27 aka STV: Silly Transmitted Voice
In the penultimate episode of season 3, Megan and Emily really dig into the MOST important of questions: How long should you really do a silly voice for the bit?
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Episode 28 aka No Shirt, No Shoes, No Consciousness
We are joined by VERY special guest Heidi (and by many patrons in chat!) to discuss the season 3 finale of Malevolent!
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Prelude: You Gotta Hit the ‘T’
Megan and Emily take a little breather before diving into season 4 with the hit song, “PRELUDE”!
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Episode 29 aka Shoe York Concrete Jungle Where Girls Go Barefoot
Two very special people show up this episode—you’ve already met the Butcher, but this time he is joined by our GUEST, NICOLE!!!
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Episode 30 aka Emily, WHO Are You Going to Kill?
What city are they in again? I forget…oh well, John and Arthur find a NEW place to stay, and this is surely the end of all their troubles!
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Episode 31 aka Marriage Advice from Two Thornbacks
Trying something new with the format too, a filling in the center of our tasty sound pastry! That’s right, there’s an INTERVIEW with friend-of-the-pod Milk! I STILL don’t think we covered everything there is to say about Part 31 THE NIGHTMARE
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Episode 32 aka Giant Ginger Mustache
For the first time EVER, Megan makes a painfully unfunny joke. It’s not rude or cringe or crass, she just…can’t think of a punchline about fancy dust and says a phrase that’s simply a dud. T’was bound to happen eventually.
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Episode 33 aka Nice New Dad…It Would Be a Shame If…
Gee Arthur, how come Harlan lets your talk to TWO fathers in this episode?
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Episode 34 aka A Goat in Every Port
SPECIAL GUEST NICOLE IS BACK!! And we get to discuss the episode from the point of view from her VERY favorite character, The Butcher!
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Episode 35 aka MVP Most Valuable Priest
It’s a race against time to get outta the basement and down the street to the hospital. How far is that in New York miles? Good thing New York Expert Nicole is here to set us right!
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Episode 36 aka Fix What’s Broking
Oh ho ho, we are INTO the EscArc right now! And yet Megan is only SLIGHTLY less normal than uh…normal.
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Episode 37 aka It’s Me, Rasputina Jones
Disarming Strike! We’re back to our dark Malevolent roots, investigating a creepy house where a monster of the week is waiting for a handout…
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Episode 38 aka 600 Year Old Child
We’ve reached the end of the OscArc. Megan is VERY reluctant to tell him goodbye.
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Episode 39 aka Middle Fingers to My Haters
Emily’s Big Mad at John, Arthur’s Big Mad at the world. Which one wins?
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Episode 40 Part 1 aka Doing Better Than Arthur Lester
PART ONE of our MASSIVE, MUTI-GUEST SEASON FOUR FINALE SPECIAL IS HERE!!! Thank you for your patience this summer! Wow! What a fun episode!
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Episode 40 Part 2 aka Emperor Petapalpatines
PART TWO of our MASSIVE, MUTI-GUEST SEASON FOUR FINALE SPECIAL IS HERE!!! Thank you to Nicole, Heidi, and Milk for joining us, and for all our patrons for supporting our live event!
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Intermezzo aka At Least 80 Arthurs
It’s a fun romp across space and time with Kayne, Arthur, John, and our SPECIAL GUESTS Jo and Sam!!
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Episode 41 aka Smell the Smelly Hole
John and Arthur find themselves in England! And despite Emily’s begging, pleading, and shouting, they investigate a VERY SMELLY HOLD. Megan can’t read hole descriptions without giggling.
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Benevolent aka Jacubed and Sons
What’s this? What’s THIS? I can’t believe my…ears. YES, we are BACK, BABY! Covering the holiday special BENEVOLENT!
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Episode 42 aka Lick a Foot or Smell a Fart
Megan and Emily spend WAY too long on the very grossest “would you rather” question. Oh yeah, and Arthur Lester gets stabbed unconscious.
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Episode 43 aka Your Best John Voice
Special guest Jo Guthrie joins the podcast once again to discuss life after death! And we may be Waylaid by a few tangents here and there…
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Episode 44 aka Mystery Chapter
The closest thing to a nice day Arthur and John have ever had. Also, Yorrick is here. Also, an owl!
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Episode 45 aka The Government Won’t Tell You This…
Helloooooo listeners! Welcome to our coverage of Malevolent episode 45 where Emily is the BRAVEST GIRL THAT’S EVER LIVED, Arthur and John hear a spooooooky fireside story, and we meet a new friend.
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Episode 46 aka I DON’T KNOW HOW TO HELP YOU!
Welcome back to our coverage of Malevolent. Join us as we discuss episode 46: The Unclean. Emily is strangely okay with the monster of the week and Arthur is strangely okay with pledging his life to yet another malevolent entity.
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Episode 27 aka STV: Silly Transmitted Voice
In the penultimate episode of season 3, Megan and Emily really dig into the MOST important of questions: How long should you really do a silly voice for the bit?
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Episode 28 aka No Shirt, No Shoes, No Consciousness
We are joined by VERY special guest Heidi (and by many patrons in chat!) to discuss the season 3 finale of Malevolent!
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Prelude: You Gotta Hit the ‘T’
Megan and Emily take a little breather before diving into season 4 with the hit song, “PRELUDE”!
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Episode 29 aka Shoe York Concrete Jungle Where Girls Go Barefoot
Two very special people show up this episode—you’ve already met the Butcher, but this time he is joined by our GUEST, NICOLE!!!
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Episode 30 aka Emily, WHO Are You Going to Kill?
What city are they in again? I forget…oh well, John and Arthur find a NEW place to stay, and this is surely the end of all their troubles!
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Episode 31 aka Marriage Advice from Two Thornbacks
Trying something new with the format too, a filling in the center of our tasty sound pastry! That’s right, there’s an INTERVIEW with friend-of-the-pod Milk! I STILL don’t think we covered everything there is to say about Part 31 THE NIGHTMARE
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Episode 32 aka Giant Ginger Mustache
For the first time EVER, Megan makes a painfully unfunny joke. It’s not rude or cringe or crass, she just…can’t think of a punchline about fancy dust and says a phrase that’s simply a dud. T’was bound to happen eventually.
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Episode 33 aka Nice New Dad…It Would Be a Shame If…
Gee Arthur, how come Harlan lets your talk to TWO fathers in this episode?
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Episode 34 aka A Goat in Every Port
SPECIAL GUEST NICOLE IS BACK!! And we get to discuss the episode from the point of view from her VERY favorite character, The Butcher!
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Episode 35 aka MVP Most Valuable Priest
It’s a race against time to get outta the basement and down the street to the hospital. How far is that in New York miles? Good thing New York Expert Nicole is here to set us right!
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Episode 36 aka Fix What’s Broking
Oh ho ho, we are INTO the EscArc right now! And yet Megan is only SLIGHTLY less normal than uh…normal.
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Episode 37 aka It’s Me, Rasputina Jones
Disarming Strike! We’re back to our dark Malevolent roots, investigating a creepy house where a monster of the week is waiting for a handout…
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Episode 38 aka 600 Year Old Child
We’ve reached the end of the OscArc. Megan is VERY reluctant to tell him goodbye.
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Episode 39 aka Middle Fingers to My Haters
Emily’s Big Mad at John, Arthur’s Big Mad at the world. Which one wins?
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Episode 40 Part 1 aka Doing Better Than Arthur Lester
PART ONE of our MASSIVE, MUTI-GUEST SEASON FOUR FINALE SPECIAL IS HERE!!! Thank you for your patience this summer! Wow! What a fun episode!
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Episode 40 Part 2 aka Emperor Petapalpatines
PART TWO of our MASSIVE, MUTI-GUEST SEASON FOUR FINALE SPECIAL IS HERE!!! Thank you to Nicole, Heidi, and Milk for joining us, and for all our patrons for supporting our live event!
Malevolent
Intermezzo aka At Least 80 Arthurs
It’s a fun romp across space and time with Kayne, Arthur, John, and our SPECIAL GUESTS Jo and Sam!!
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Episode 41 aka Smell the Smelly Hole
John and Arthur find themselves in England! And despite Emily’s begging, pleading, and shouting, they investigate a VERY SMELLY HOLD. Megan can’t read hole descriptions without giggling.
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Benevolent aka Jacubed and Sons
What’s this? What’s THIS? I can’t believe my…ears. YES, we are BACK, BABY! Covering the holiday special BENEVOLENT!
Malevolent
Episode 42 aka Lick a Foot or Smell a Fart
Megan and Emily spend WAY too long on the very grossest “would you rather” question. Oh yeah, and Arthur Lester gets stabbed unconscious.
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Episode 43 aka Your Best John Voice
Special guest Jo Guthrie joins the podcast once again to discuss life after death! And we may be Waylaid by a few tangents here and there…

